Is easy to write thing what we should do,
this only theory to get what you want.
50 Romantic things to do 4 your Boy/Girl Friend,...
1. Watch the sunset together.
2. Whisper to each other.
3. Cook for each other.
4. Walk in the rain.
5. Hold hands.
6. Buy gifts for each other.
7. Roses.
8. Find out their favourite cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together.
9. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight.
10. Write poetry for each other.
11. Hugs are the universal medicine.
12. Say only when you mean it and make sure they know you mean it.
13. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.
14. Tell her that she's the only girl you ever want. Don't lie!
15. Spend every second possible together.
16. Look into each other's eyes.
17. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her you love
her, and kiss her lightly.
18. When in public, only flirt with each other.
19. Put love notes in their pockets when they aren't looking.
20. Buy her a ring.
21. Sing to each other.
22. Always hold her around her hips/sides.
23. Take her to dinner and do the dinner for two deal.
24. Spaghetti? (Ever see Lady and the Tramp?)
25. Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand and then put it over
your heart.
26. Dance together.
27. I love the way a girl looks right after she's fallen asleep with her
head in my lap.
28. Do cute things like write I love you in a note so that they have to
look in a mirror to read it.
29. Make excuses to call them every 5 minutes
30. Even if you are really busy doing something, go out of your way to call
say I love you.
31. Call from your vacation spot to tell them you were thinking about them.
32. Remember your dreams and tell her about them.
34. Tell each other your most sacred secrets/fears.
35. Be Prince Charming to her parents.
36. Brush her hair out of her face for her.
37. Hang out with his/her friends.
38. Go to church/pray/worship together.
39. Take her to see a romantic movie and remember the parts she liked.
40. Learn from each other and don't make the same mistake twice.
41. Describe the joy you feel just to be with him/her.
42. Make sacrifices for each other.
43. Really love each other, or don't stay together.
44. Let there never be a second during any given day that you aren't
thinking about them, and make sure they know it.
45. Love yourself before you love anyone else.
46. Learn to say sweet things in foreign languages.
47. Dedicate songs to them on the radio.48. Fall asleep on the phone with each other.
49. Stand up for them when someone talks trash.
50. Never forget the kiss goodnight and always remember to say, "Sweet dreams."

Aku Ayling nang umah dewekan onok tamu teko .

"Kulo nuwun. Aku Asiong ling. bapake onok tah ?

" jare tamune.

"Sik durung mulih.. diluk ngkas paling, pinarak sik teko..

" jare bojone Bapak No.

Mari ngono arek loro malih asik ngobrol ambek ngenteni bapake No mulih.

"Sik tah ling, lek tak sawang-sawang sampeyan iku ayu lho athik seksi pisan

" Asiong mulai ngerayu.

"Peno jok macem-macem lho, tak kandakno bojoku tebhal sampeyan

" jare bojone bapake No.

"Ngene lho ling, aku wis gak tahan maneh.

Lek aku oleh sun pipi sampeyan pisan ae, dhuwik satus ewu iki jupuken

" jare Asiong ambek ngetokno seket ewuan loro.

Pikire bojone bapake No, mek disun thok ae,

gak bakal konangan, opomaneh jamane krismon lak lumayan tah.

"Yo wis, tapi diluk ae yo".

jare bojone bapake No.

Mari ngesun, Asiong ngekekno dhuwike.

"Tapi Ling, aku sik gak lego lek gak ngesun karo-karone.

Lek oleh ngesun sitoke, tak kei satus ewu maneh

" jare Asiong. Pikire bojone bapake No, yo gak opo-opo se,

paling mek diluk koyok mau. Mari ngesun,

Asiong ngetokno satus ewu maneh.

Bojone bapak No sueneng gak karuan,

"Sing iki pisan pak... gae bonus", jarene.

Mari ngono Asiong terus pamitan alasane kesuwen ngenteni Bapake No gak teko-teko soale katene arep onok urusan liyo.

Gak sui, bapake No mulih. "Bapa mau onok konco sampeyan teko jenenge Asiong,

wonge antik pol.." bojone cerito.

"Oh iyo pancen mbethik arek iku..

Jarene kate nyaur utang rongatus ewu, wis dibayar tah ?."

Wis "iki rongatus ewu, aku arup nguyuh disit.

nag kamar mandi aku wuah....wuah..,taing ngasu koe Asiong ,,,,....

Kulonuwun nge,…
Dino selaso aku mlaku mlaku nang Mangdu, aku karo kancaku sing jenenge Masjawa le mrono numpak montor mabur rupane ireng, ketug nggone mall trus tak parkir to montore, biasa ora mbayar lha wong parkire koncone dhewe, wis to? trus mlebu neng mall.... wuah bolane mall kuwi gedhe banget yo? karo kamar mandi ku luwih gedhe mall je.... trus sing jenenge themon mbiayah okeh banget, ono sing kuning ono sing coklat ono sing abang( ono po?). Aku ngelih!... mangan neng pood basar neng tingkat paling dhuwur, wedi aku mengko nek tibo.... pesen lotek ora ono, pesen tahu goling ora ono pesen ganjel ril oranono pesen sandal jepit malah ono, wareg to? mlaku mlaku weruh themon klambine abang mangah mangah koyo lahar, tak cedhaki .... "Mbakk silitmu resik ora ?" "wuah resik banget mas, turuke anger mas nduse mambu coklat ireng"... karo muni ah..ah..ah! dheweke nyedhaki aku lan kancaku, uedan rokke langsung diplotrokke neng kono!!!!..... lha wong wong podho ndelok to!!!.... uedan iki ... aku karo kancaku cuek ... sing penting entuk silit garit abang minthing minthing....Nyatwong ku tak tokke kancaku yo melu melu trus tak lebokke neng silitte, alon alon, soale aku ngerti mesti ono silet neng njero silitte, maju mundur maju mundur maju mundur...uhhhhh…..ahhhhahahah…das mu atos penak tenan!!!. gentenan karo kancaku…….wis to?.... aku bali ... neng ndalan aku karo kancaku ngomong ngomong..."YO! bolane silit kuwi mambu tai yo""sing neng ngisor iki raono hubungane"telanjang bulat silit garit memek gatel turuk penthil ngobel gadis wanita telanjang bulat abg nona berita rudale rudal gawuk nyepong mbak Iyem Ningsih lacuba tetikadhi dewi noni saijah popular bintang film buku sing saru tenan.
Matur nuwun nge….

Good Black MenGood Black Men are indeed all around us. We pass them on the streets, in the malls, and at work. Most we can't see because we don't know what a good man really looks like. He usually isn't flashy enough or rich enough to turn our heads. He might not wear a suit or push a Lexus. He might not have a body like Tyson with a Donzel face. But, as you mature, you realize it's better to find someone who's got your back rather than someone who turns your head.A good man doesn't agree wholeheartedly with everything you say. He doesn't just tell you what you want to hear and do the opposite. He doesn't declare how sensitive, sweet, caring, sincere, etc. he is! (He won't have to because it shows). He has his own opinions and yours may clash, but he doesn't have to degrade you to prove he's right. He even admits at times to being wrong, especially if you are willing to do the same.A good man is not going to meet every item on your checklist. He is human with frailties and faults mixed in with all of his wonderful, strong attributes. He needs your love and respect. He needs to feel that you don't live to catch him doing something wrong so you can declare, "Aha! I knew you were a dog!"A good man isn't insecure about his woman having great achievements. In fact, he is her number one supporter and becomes disappointed with her when she begins to lose herself, especially for the sake of not hurting his feelings, or only wanting to make him happy. His happiness comes with seeing her excel in her dreams and accomplishing her goals. For as she excels and is exalted, a good woman w! ill bring her good man right along with her.A good man doesn't necessarily give you a huge birthday or Valentine's gift. He shows his love in the ways that are comfortable to him. Don't judge him by TV standards. No one is really living a fairy tale. You'll miss out on y our own fairy tale by buying into the myth that our men are no good. It's just not true.A good black man is a man of his word. He says what he means and means what he says. His word is his bond. He never leaves you wondering if he is going to call or show up - he is dependable. A good black man has a love and a heart for God (Jesus). As his relationship and love with and for God grows so will his relationship and love with and for you grow... Our beautiful black men we salute you, appreciate you and thank you for who you are and all you've done.

Release your tense,...



Wife vs... HusbandA couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument andneither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,the husband asked sarcastically,
"Relatives of yours?"“ Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws.
"W O R D SA husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied,
"The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked,
"What?"CREATIONA man said to his wife one day,
"I don't know how you can beso stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "
Allow me to explain.God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!



WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were
having an argument about whoshould brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said,
"You should do it,
because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
"The husband said,
“You are in charge of cooking around here andyou should do it,
because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.
"Wife replies,
"No, you should do it,
and besides, it is in the Biblethat the man should do the coffee.
"Husband replies,
"I can't believe that, show me.
"So she fetched the Bible,
and opened the New Testamentand showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"



The Silent TreatmentA man and his wife were having some problems
at home and were giving eachother the silent treatment. Suddenly,
the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE),
he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM."
He left it where he knew she would find it.The next morning,
the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM,
and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go andsee why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper bythe bed. The paper said,
"It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.